Ask the cloud.
The cloud is a collection of sentences, phrases and slogans.
When you ask a question to the cloud, then it will randomly select one answer out of
the collection and send it to you. The "cloud-oracle" can be very funny and
sometimes applicable especially when you show it to your friends or colleagues.
For each available language on an iPod touch or iPhone a cloud is available.
You can upload your own phrases or slogans for possible answers to the cloud-oracle.
That will make the cloud-oracle more dynamic and increase the fun factor when asking questions to the cloud.
Depending on the load of the cloud - service, you can upload between 3 to 20 answers within 24 hours.
Give it a try and enjoy it.
You need a working internet connection on your iPod touch or iPhone to communicate to the cloud.